Hillary Clinton Acceptance Speech
from first word spoken to last word spoken
Thu 7/28 1 Speech length over 51 1/2 minutes -160
9:00PM 2 Speech length under 51 1/2 minutes +120
must be complete phrase: "all lives matter"
Thu 7/28 51 Hillary says: "all lives matter" +315
9:00PM 52 Does not say: "all lives matter" -455
must be complete phrase: "black lives matter"
Thu 7/28 53 Hillary says: "black lives matter" +150
9:00PM 54 Does not say: "black lives matter" -190
must be complete phrase: "blue lives matter"
Thu 7/28 55 Hillary says: "blue lives matter" +455
9:00PM 56 Does not say: "blue lives matter" -855
must be complete phrase: "Supreme Court"
Thu 7/28 61 Hillary says: "Supreme Court" -855
9:00PM 62 Does not say: "Supreme Court" +485
must be complete phrase: "Obamacare"
Thu 7/28 63 Hillary says: "Obamacare" +120
9:00PM 64 Does not say: "Obamacare" -160 "Islam" includes: "Islamic" or "Islamist" or "Islamism"
Thu 7/28 65 Hillary says: "Islam" +200
9:00PM 66 Does not say: "Islam" -280
must say: "Eagles" or "76ers" or "Phillies" or "Flyers"
Thu 7/28 67 Hillary says local sports team nickname +485
9:00PM 68 Does not say any local sports nickname -855
must be complete phrase: "Liberty Bell"
Thu 7/28 69 Hillary says: "Liberty Bell" +435
9:00PM 70 Does not say: "Liberty Bell" -705
must be complete phrase: "Cheesesteak"
Thu 7/28 71 Hillary says: "Cheesesteak" +485
9:00PM 72 Does not say: "Cheesesteak" -855
must be complete phrase: "Fox News"
Thu 7/28 73 Hillary says: "Fox News" +575
9:00PM 74 Does not say: "Fox News" -1125
must be complete phrase: "Global Warming"
Thu 7/28 75 Hillary says: "Global Warming" +280
9:00PM 76 Does not say: "Global Warming" -400
must be complete phrase: "Protester"
Thu 7/28 77 Hillary says: "Protester" +210
9:00PM 78 Does not say: "Protester" -290
must be complete phrase: "Zika Virus"
Thu 7/28 79 Hillary says: "Zika Virus" +450
9:00PM 80 Does not say: "Zika Virus" -750
must be complete phrase: "Build a wall"
Thu 7/28 81 Hillary says: "Build a wall" -165
9:00PM 82 Does not say: "Build a wall" +125
must be complete phrase: "Trump University"
Thu 7/28 101 Hillary says: "Trump University" +120
9:00PM 102 Does not say: "Trump University" -160
must be complete phrase: "Trump Steak"
Thu 7/28 103 Hillary says: "Trump Steak" +400
9:00PM 104 Does not say: "Trump Steak" -600
must be complete phrase: "Trump Tower"
Thu 7/28 105 Hillary says: "Trump Tower" +370
9:00PM 106 Does not say: "Trump Tower" -560
must be complete phrase: "Celebrity Apprentice"
Thu 7/28 107 Hillary says: "Celebrity Apprentice" +450
9:00PM 108 Does not say: "Celebrity Apprentice" -750
must be complete phrase: "Benjamin Franklin"
Thu 7/28 109 Hillary says: "Benjamin Franklin" +470
9:00PM 110 Does not say: "Benjamin Franklin" -810
must be complete phrase: "Rocky Balboa"
Thu 7/28 111 Hillary says: "Rocky Balboa" +600
9:00PM 112 Does not say: "Rocky Balboa" -1200 "George Bush" includes: "George W Bush"
Thu 7/28 113 Hillary says: "George Bush" +450
9:00PM 114 Does not say: "George Bush" -750
must be complete phrase: "Michelle Obama"
Thu 7/28 115 Hillary says: "Michelle Obama" -105
9:00PM 116 Does not say: "Michelle Obama" -135
must be complete phrase: "Mike Pence"
Thu 7/28 117 Hillary says: "Mike Pence" +170
9:00PM 118 Does not say: "Mike Pence" -230
must be complete phrase: "Atlantic City"
Thu 7/28 151 Hillary says: "Atlantic City" +170
9:00PM 152 Does not say: "Atlantic City" -230
must be complete phrase: "Cleveland"
Thu 7/28 153 Hillary says: "Cleveland" -115
9:00PM 154 Does not say: "Cleveland" -125
must be complete phrase: "Ferguson"
Thu 7/28 155 Hillary says: "Ferguson" +170
9:00PM 156 Does not say: "Ferguson" -230
must be complete phrase: "Baltimore"
Thu 7/28 157 Hillary says: "Baltimore" +170
9:00PM 158 Does not say: "Baltimore" -230
must be complete phrase: "Wall Street"
Thu 7/28 159 Hillary says: "Wall Street" -210
9:00PM 160 Does not say: "Wall Street" +160
must be complete phrase: "Philadelphia Police"
Thu 7/28 161 Hillary says: "Philadelphia Police" +335
9:00PM 162 Does not say: "Philadelphia Police" -505
references that are not "Obama" or "Trump" do not apply
Thu 7/28 201 Hillary says "Obama" first -260
9:00PM 202 Hillary says "Trump" first +180
references that are not "Sanders" or "Trump" do not apply
Thu 7/28 203 Hillary says "Sanders" first -230
9:00PM 204 Hillary says "Trump" first +170
references that are not "Kaine" or "Trump" do not apply
Thu 7/28 205 Hillary says: "Kaine" first -315
9:00PM 206 Hillary says: "Trump" first +235
references that are not "Kaine" or "Sanders" do not apply
Thu 7/28 207 Hillary says: "Kaine" first -380
9:00PM 208 Hillary says: "Sanders" first +260
references that are not "Kaine" or "Obama" do not apply
Thu 7/28 209 Hillary says: "Kaine" first -210
9:00PM 210 Hillary says: "Obama" first +160
references that are not "Obama" or "Sanders" do not apply
Thu 7/28 211 Hillary says: "Obama" first -170
9:00PM 212 Hillary says: "Sanders" first +130
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I like #1 and #53 on the card.
Let's hear you come up with some funny ones of your own.
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